Cuando estás en el sexy time y lo único que te interesa es pasarla bien con tu chico/chica, no hay nada peor que poner una canción totalmente fuera de contexto que mate todo el mood o la pasión que pudo haber hasta el momento. Las canciones de esta lista son justo así: aquellas canciones sobre sexo que, a pesar de hablar sobre temas sexuales, no son nada sexys. Desde letras de sexo violento, melodías demasiado alegres o simplemente George Michael cantando, estas canciones son perfectas si lo que quieres es interrumpir definitivamente tu momento de pasión. Algunas hasta dan risa, échales un ojo.
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Estas son las canciones sobre sexo que no son nada sexys:
1. Nine Inch Nails- “Closer”
“You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I’ve got no soul to sell
Help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself
I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside”
2. Bloodhound Gang- “The Bad Touch”
“Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I’ll bet you’ll feel nuts
Yes I’m Siskel, yes I’m Ebert and you’re getting two thumbs up”
3. George Michael- “I Want Your Sex”
“I want your sex
I want you
I want your sex”
4. Clarence Carter- “Strokin'”
“Let me ask you somethin’
What time of the day do you like to make love
Have you ever made love just before breakfast
Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on a couch”
5. Chuck Berry- “My Ding a Ling”
“My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling
My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling”
6. Salt-N-Pepa- “Let’s Talk About Sex”
“Let’s talk about sex for now to the people at home or in the crowd
It keeps coming up anyhow
Don’t decoy, avoid, or make void the topic
Cuz that ain’t gonna stop it
Now we talk about sex on the radio and video shows”
7. Rihanna- “S&M”
“Cause I may be bad
But I’m perfectly good at it
Sex in the air
I don’t care
I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones
May break my bones
But chains and whips
Excite me”
8. Divinyls- “I Touch Myself”
“I don’t want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don’t want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no”
9. Jeremih- “Birthday Sex”
“Birthday sex [x2] (it’s the best day of the year girl)
Birthday sex [x2] (if hes not, he’s not, lemme hit that g-spot, g-spot girl…)”
10. Nirvana- “Rape Me”
“Rape me
Rape me my friend
Rape me
Rape me again”
11. The Prodigy- “Smack My Bitch Up”
“Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up.
Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up.”
12. The Lonely Island feat. Akon- “I Just Had Sex”
“I just had sex
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put
My penis inside of her
I just had sex
And I’ll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past”
13. Lenny Kravitz- “Sex”
“Got that feeling comin’ over me
(Sex, sex, sex)
Girl, love is the only remedy
(Sex, sex, sex)”
14. R. Kelly- “The Zoo”
“Girl, I got you so wet
It’s like a rain forest
Like Jurassic Park
Except I’m your sex-a-saurus baby
You and me hopping
Like two kangaroos
Rattling and moaning
Out here in these woods”
