Un tipo que evidentemente sabe algo sobre humillaciones de la vida en la era digital, se dio a la tarea de abrir una cuenta en Twitter que hace parodia de uno de los fenómenos más extraños de la cultura pop: 50 sombras de Grey. No existe un peor libro que haya capturado la atención de tanta gente como la “obra” de E.L. James, y tampoco podemos cantar alabanzas por su adaptación cinematográfica. Sin embargo, si algo bueno ha salido de este basurero son las parodias, y la mas reciente puede ser la más brillante: 50 Nerds of Grey.
¿Conoces los lugares de la CDMX con más actitud para gozar la vida nocturna?
Con más de 200 mil seguidores, los tuits eróticos escritos por este nerd han dejado su huella. En seguida te dejamos una muestra de los mejores entre los más recientes, pero definitivamente lo tienes que seguir.
'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.'
'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 7, 2015
'Do you want a happy ending?' she asked, massaging his back.
'Yes please' he replied.
'OK' she said 'Jon Snow's still alive.'#GameofThrones— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 24, 2016
There was something between them – something special, something dark . . .
It was his 1:10 scale limited edition Darth Vader action figure.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 23, 2016
She squirmed excitedly as he leaned over and whispered softly in her ear, 'Asdfg . . hjkl . . uiop.'
She loved it when he talked Qwerty.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 22, 2016
'How do you feel about chains?' she whispered, stroking his chest.
He gulped. 'I quite like Pizza Hut but I'm not so keen on McDonalds.'— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 17, 2016
'I'm your slave tonight,' she said breathlessly, 'I'll do whatever you want.'
'OK' he said, 'You can sort my Lego while I watch Star Wars.'— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 17, 2016
'I love listening to a man who can make me feel desperate and humiliated,' she said, squirming.
'All right,' he said, and called IT support.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 16, 2016
Being humiliated in public really turned him on.
So he bought an Apple Watch.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 14, 2016